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[赛后贴]今日NBA常规赛,湖人队主场107-97战胜火箭队。

双方数据

火箭(8-9):范弗里特22分5板7助、狄龙10分2板、史密斯10分9板3助2断3帽、申京21分13板5助2断2帽、杰伦-格林10分7板2助、伊森6分7板2助、A-霍勒迪11分3助。

湖人(12-9):詹姆斯16分4板7助、浓眉27分14板3助5帽、雷迪什11分5板、普林斯11分6板2断、拉塞尔9分7助5断、克里斯蒂12分7板、里夫斯18分4板3断。

[–]GokutheAnteater 18 points 3 hours ago

Healthy team looking nice!

Dlo with 5 steals looking nice!

AD with 5 blocks looking nice!

LeBron with a 360 layup looking nice!

湖人球迷:

《美》

- 湖人怎么样?

- 听我给你吹!

- 啊吹!你吹!

- 瞧我这张嘴啊…健康湖人队~

- 我喊了一声美!

- 拉塞尔5断~

- 哈哈!还是美!

- 浓眉3帽5帽盖出去,保证你的小脸儿啊~白里透着红啊,红里透着黑,哎哟…就是,粉嘟噜滴透着那么美~~

- 为什么这么美!它为什么这么美!?

- 最是那老詹转着圈上篮,喝了什劳子神仙水!

[–]17x🏆SuperRam56 7 points 3 hours ago

LeBron's 360 dunk brought down the Crypto. He never cease to amaze in his 21st season

湖人球迷:老詹360度扣篮(上篮),让主场沸腾!哪怕是到了生涯第21季,他也没闲着,还能亮瞎我的眼!!

[–]17x🏆SuperRam56 6 points 3 hours ago

Who needs the Real Housewives when you have LeBron and Dillon Brooks going at it.

湖人球迷:有老詹和狄龙互掐的好戏看,谁还找真人秀看少妇啊~~~

[–]Jayson1222 14 points 3 hours ago

LeMVP ADPOY austin reaveSixthManOfTheYear

球迷:

老詹- MVP!

浓眉- 最佳防守球员!

里夫斯- 最佳第六人!

[–]LebronsPinkyToe 3 points 3 hours ago

AD and Reaves haters in shambles

湖人球迷:讨厌浓眉和里夫斯的黑子们这下要死了吧~

[–]Electronic_Bit9495 2 points 2 hours ago

DLo haters went to bed sucking their thumbs

湖人球迷:拉塞尔黑们已在床上嘬拇指呜咽了~

[–]RaptorsJayson1222 113 points 3 hours ago

Lakers defense is elite with their wings back

猛龙球迷:侧翼的回归,让湖人的整体防守上升到了精英水准啊!

[–]LakersIlikesporks_ 19 points 3 hours ago

i'm so happy to have reddish and vando back, our defense has improved immediately with them. also christie who's stepped up on defense

湖人球迷:雷迪什和范德彪回归,我高兴坏了!他们一回来,湖人的防守立马就提升了!而且,克里斯蒂也在防守端站了出来!

[–]RaptorsJayson1222 44 points 3 hours ago

What’s the DPOY ladder looking like, AD has to be top 3

猛龙球迷:联盟最佳防守球员的排名现在是怎么样的?浓眉肯定是前三的存在!

[–][LAL] Austin ReaveswoKaaaa[S] 37 points 3 hours ago

I think its Gobert and AD respectively for most sites

湖人球迷:在我看来,戈贝尔和浓眉在大部分最佳防守名单里面,都是卧龙凤雏(褒义的哈)的存在!

[–]newgodpho 15 points 3 hours ago

lmao d’lo turned into prime gary payton today

球迷:不过拉塞尔今天可突然变身为巅峰佩顿了啊,哈哈哈~~~

[–][LAL] Luke Waltonhanselpremium 6 points 2 hours ago

they keep forgetting we don’t have a full roster and blames everything on the coach

湖人球迷:有些湖蜜啊,啥锅都往教练身上扔,压根就不知道本赛季至今,湖人的阵容就没有完整过…

[–]Lakersiloveappendicitis 11 points 3 hours ago

I had to unsubscribe from the lakers sub. Bunch of miserable people on there.

湖人球迷:我早就不关注湖人队贴吧了,里面一大堆无脑喷的…

[–][LAL] Austin ReaveswoKaaaa[S] 7 points 2 hours ago

That place fucking sucks.

湖人球迷:可不…湖人贴吧可不是人呆的地方!

[–]Lakerscaptain_ahabb 3 points 2 hours ago

It's basically r/LeBron, they hate everyone else associated with the team

湖人球迷:对…湖人贴吧里面的内容,除了粉老詹的,剩下的全是喷湖人队这个不行那个太烂的帖子…

[–]justsomedude717 2 points 2 hours ago

It wasn’t good pre LeBron but it’s somehow gotten exponentially worse

球迷:湖人贴吧的氛围,在老詹加入湖人之前就已经不堪入目了;只不过自从老詹来了之后,贴吧氛围以指数级加速变烂了!!

[–][LAL] Austin ReaveswoKaaaa[S] 19 points 3 hours ago

Reaves got 15 points in the 2nd quarter, and then he got about 4 minutes after for the rest of the game lol

湖人球迷:里夫斯在第二节独得15分之后,剩下的比赛就只上场了4分钟啊,哈哈哈!!!

[–]Tall_Succotash 4 points 2 hours ago

i thought he picked up an injury or something because I didn’t understand why he was played soo little but he was prob gassed lol

球迷:是啊,我还以为他受伤了还是怎么的,搞不懂为啥就打了那么点时间…不过有可能是累坏了…哈哈哈…

[–]17x🏆SuperRam56 2 points 3 hours ago

Ime Udoka has some balls to get ejected from the game after trashing LeBron

湖人球迷:乌度卡和老詹喷完垃圾话之后,就被驱逐了…他胆量可以啊~~~

新闻链接>>>>>>詹姆斯和乌度卡场边对线 裁判给双方T 乌度卡累计2T被驱逐

[–]2people1luv 1 point 3 hours ago

Do we know what was said between Bron and Ime yet?

球迷:有人知道老詹和乌度卡之间说了啥吗?

[–]Charlotte BobcatsNotManyBuses 496 points 3 hours ago

my bad lip reading: 'alright ok but you won't'

'what you gon do about it then?'

'you won't do nothin about it'

'shut the fuck up boy'

山猫队球迷:以我浅薄的唇语读取能力(这是乌度卡对老詹说的话)

“好啊!来啊!不过我看你不敢!”

“你想怎么样?!”

“你什么都不敢做!”

“把你的臭嘴给闭上吧,小子!”

[–]LakersNotUpForDebate11 16 points 3 hours ago

I actually think he says shut the fuck up lebron lol. But could also be "little boy" its almost same mouth movements

湖人球迷:其实我觉得乌度卡说的是“把你的臭嘴给闭上吧,勒布朗(Lebron)!”不过从嘴型上看,和臭小子(Little Boy)也非常像!

[–]haysu-christo 2 points 2 hours ago

“Your mamma knits smelly socks”

球迷:乌度卡对老詹说“你妈妈织臭袜子(搞破鞋)”。

[–]Warriorsdoonterdoo 227 points 2 hours ago

It’s hilarious cuz ref’s listening to them for quite a while before he’s like, aaaand THERE IT IS

奇才球迷:太搞笑了,裁判在一旁悄悄听他们俩互骂了好一阵,直到他听到了什么,然后就是“诶哟哟…有了有了…哔哔哔!!技术犯规!!”

[–]WarriorsElectrical_Report483 67 points 2 hours ago

“The ref fucking sucks!” “Yeah bro he fucking sucks!”😂😂😂that’s the only thing I can think of

勇士球迷:

“裁判他妈烂透了!”

“可不嘛!兄弟!他们烂他妈透了” 😂😂😂

这是我唯一能想到的对话~~~

[–]WizardsMrBuckBuck[S] 301 points 4 hours ago

The faces on some of the fans behind them and their reaction is hilarious as well.

奇才球迷:他们俩身后的球迷反应也相当搞笑!

[–]NBAiRockaflame 118 points 4 hours ago

The guy staring in disbelief and the lady covering her face lol. I really wanna hear this conversation.

球迷:那个男的双眼直勾勾的盯着,一脸的难以置信,而那个女的手捂着自己的脸,哈哈哈!我真好像知道老詹和乌度卡到底说了些啥啊!!!

[–]Lakersjokull1234 48 points 3 hours ago

LeBron must have said something wild to get her to react that way immediately after he chirped something

湖人球迷:老詹肯定是说了些非常劲爆的话,才使得那女的在老詹说完之后产生那样的反应!!

[–]Dirty_Quesadilla 43 points 3 hours ago

“Miss Nia? Smell my fingers, bitch!”

球迷:“Nia小姐(乌度卡曾经的未婚妻),我的手指残留着你的味道,闻闻!!你这臭婊子!!”

[–]ZarathustraWakes 0 points an hour ago

Ime is clearly talking when she reacts like that

球迷:那个女球迷那样反应的时候,很明显是乌度卡在说话…

[–]Lakersjokull1234 2 points an hour ago

Ime is talking during the whole clip, she is looking directly at LeBron and right after LeBron speaks she puts her hands to her face

湖人球迷:整个过程中,乌度卡一直在说话,但是那个女球迷一直瞪着老詹看,而当老詹一说话,她立马就把手往自己脸上捂了...

[–]Minneapolis LakersVexing_Pie 44 points 4 hours ago

Udoka must’ve said something crazy

湖人球迷:乌度卡肯定说了啥不堪入目的话…

[–]LakersDudeWTH 41 points 4 hours ago

"Don't act like you haven't cheated on your wife before lebron"

湖人球迷:“别装得好像你从来没有在外面偷过腥一样,勒布朗!”

[–]JTMillerAdvocate 6 points 3 hours ago

That white woman knew exactly what was about to happen 😂

球迷:那个白人女球迷指定知道事情的真相啊!!😂

[–]LakersG1Spectrum 24 points 3 hours ago

What a strange 3 to 4 minutes that was

湖人球迷:多么奇怪的那3-4分钟啊~~~~

[–]RocketsRight-Worth-6327 21 points 2 hours ago

Name of my sex tape.

火箭球迷:楼上的这句话,就是我爱爱录像的标题啊~~~

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